Totally True. Honest.
Probably born somewhere, at some time—but no one can say for sure.
Rumours say they grew up in a small field, living on full-fat Coke (never that diet nonsense), chicken nuggets, and apple crumble.
By Day: Boring. By Night: Books.
These days, it’s believed they live under a perfectly ordinary house, hiding out in a secret underground lair, writing middle grade adventures by night and acting “normal” by day (whatever that is).
